Escort Profile: Joanne



Joanne is a lovely young girl who is bisexual.  She has a few fetish kinks, and she also enjoys riding horses. She loves to please the clients she takes out, and prides herself on her ability to please them. “When we go out, it’s your call what happens,” she explains. “I love that we have that opportunity to explore and to realize a new good time. The evening could go literally anywhere, and has the potential to do it. With me on your arm, whatever we end up doing could be whatever we both choose to make of it. Every date is an extraordinary opportunity. I try to treat them all that way. I try to make sure every man who goes out with me realizes that there are limitless possibilities in front of us. One of my favorite things in the world is riding in fast cars. I really like sports cars. When you’re riding along in one of these, when you can feel the wind in your hair, when you’re just full of the vibration of the road rocketing up beneath you, there’s just nothing like it. I think the best car I’ve ever ridden in, apart from all the muscle cars and conventional American sports cars, was a Porsche. I really enjoyed riding in the Porsche. They have this throaty growl, this incredible engine sound, that is undeniable. That’s the thing with Porsches. They’re all engine. They’re actually completely impractical cars, but they’re so much fun, and they go so fast. Even an old Porsche is a tremendous vehicle, if you choose to buy one. People always look at me strangely when I explain that I get the most pleasure from just making men happy, though. As a society it should probably worry us that so many people think it’s crazy to think that making a man happy is, by itself a great thing. Every girl who works here is a highly trained professional girl. She understands that you want to spend some time with a beautiful woman and that you need to be made the priority, because her business is what pleases men. That’s why I enjoy making men happy. I don’t get this attitude that it’s somehow wrong, or demeaning, or whatever other nonsense some women seem to come up with to excuse why they won’t make their men happy. An escort, to make you happy as a man, got to understand what you are going through. It’s my job to understand the different things, the different stressors, that you deal with every day. I get you, I really do. I want to help you, and that’s what I’m paid to do. It’s my stock in trade, my craft, my business. I have to be able to put you at ease and make you comfortable, because only when you are completely relaxed are you going to be able to sit back and really absorb the fun we’re trying to have. Our company’s girls are trained to understand what stresses you out and to do everything in their power to unstress you. We want you to be relaxed. We want you to be happy. We want to give you an escape from the every-day, from all the junk that you deal with out there. When you get up and when you leave the house, you are coping with an incredible number of stressors that affect you on every level. I’m here to be in your corner. I’m here to help you. I’m here to show you that so many benefits can be yours when you spend your downtime with one of our girls. I can give you the stress relief that truly matters to your life. Just being with me, just being able to enjoy my presence, smell my perfume, let your eyes run up and down my sexy body, is something that can benefit you. Why do men value the company of beautiful women? It’s because every man wants to know that he is the sort of man who can command the company of such a sexy girl. He wants to know he is an interesting enough person, a valuable enough guy, who has the desirable traits that would make a gorgeous girl want to spend her time with him. And that is why spending time in my company will immediately ease your mind when you get close to me.  Men find women comforting. Men enjoy just being in the same room with beauty. Sitting next to a beautiful woman, having her on your arm as you hit the town, sitting down to a quiet dinner with her… these are all things that will help your stress melt away.  I will help you get to know yourself, because it is my job to get to know you first. Yes, it’s my job to help you, but really, very deep down, at the core of my being, pleasing you and helping you pleases and helps me.  If I can give you the means of easing your troubled mind and recharging your batteries, then I can walk home at the end of a long, satisfying, fun day full of partying knowing that I am a good girl who did her best to make you happy with your time out. That is really important to me. I know that it seems like, these days, it just isn’t fashionable to care about your job. Everybody seems to be competing, almost, to see who can be the most cynical, who can care the least about making their clients happy and doing a good job at their profession. Well, in my job, your happiness is the only measurement. I can’t just phone that in. I can’t just go through the motions. I have to do my best each and every time, or you’re not going to be happy. That’s unacceptable to me. No date can end in failure, not when we’re out. Every date has to be a success and I will do whatever it takes to make sure it goes that way.”